Seeing as we've not long come out of Wrestlemania season and it is April we thought we would start with April 2010's issue of WWE Magazine. This particular issue is quite special in the fact it had 26 collectible covers (to celebrate Wrestlemania 26 in Phoenix, AZ). Only 4 of these covers were available in the UK (The Undertaker, Triple H, John Cena and Rey Mysterio) whereas all 26 were available in America.
The full list of cover stars are as follows Santino Marella, John Cena, Triple H, Undertaker, Bret Hart, Rey Mysterio, Edge, Big Show, John Morrison, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Sheamus, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, The Miz, Jack Swagger, Evan Bourne, Drew McIntyre, Christian, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Batista, Randy Orton, R-Truth, MVP and Shawn Michaels.
Although the covers are different, the content in the magazine is the same regardless of cover star so you won't be missing any exclusive content by not collecting them all.
Every issue also came with a double sided poster. On one side you have a picture of Mickie James which correlates with the article inside the magazine talking about her music (more about that later).
The other side of the poster is a collection of pictures of all 26 covers of this issue with the tagline 'Celebrating 26 years of history'
I will note some of the the smaller articles and points of interest (not all) and then move on to the larger articles and points of interest in more detail.
There is a small one page article covering the Royal Rumble, in particular a picture from the Royal Rumble featuring Kane, John Morrison, Drew McIntyre and Triple H with a smattering of facts regarding the superstars pictured such as when each won their first IC Championship, detailing the date and place, whether a PPV or RAW and against whom.
Jerk of the month this month was CM Punk when he was leader of the SES.
The magazine rewind for this month was back to April 1998 which featured Shawn Michael and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the cover. There is a two page article on Bret Harts greatest hits, a time line pointing out note worthy moments in his career to celebrate the release of the DVD Hart & Soul: The Hart Family Anthology. Fantasy Warfare this month was Jimmy Superfly Snuka vs Batista with Batista being victorious.
Cash for questions this month was with Evan Bourne with fans asking him questions such as 'You can pull off some extra-ordinary moves. But what's the one maneuver that impresses even you?' and 'Name the most thrilling match you've contested thus far in WWE.'
Following that is a two page feature entitled 'The Ultimate McMahon quiz'.
Debating Divas this month, Alicia Fox and Eve, answer relationship questions in a two page feature. Including 'My girlfriend tagged me on Facebook as "in a relationship." Can I decline without looking like a noncommiting jerk?' Both Alicia and Eve give answers for each question.
Chris Masters is asked what is in his travel bag this issue (his signature scent is Gucci by Gucci) and there is a one page article on motorbikes.
John Morrison presents the parkour workout in a two page article detailing 4 different exercises.
There are the usual review pages on accessories, male grooming items, games and so forth.
The insider match of the month was Rey Mysterio vs CM Punk 2/12 on Smackdown. Jerk of the year nominee was Vince for screwing Bret Hart again on 2/1 and 2/8 editions of RAW.
And the magazine finishes with a one page interview with IRS talking about his time with the WWE and his character. Last page being You Had To Be There featuring Zack Ryder this issue.
If you are a fan of either of the two big fan favourites then this issue will be of great interest to you.
There is a two page feature with Bret Hart entitled Excellence Lives Forever where he talks about many things including that night in Montreal and Shawn Michaels.
If Shawn was your favourite of the two, there is also an interview with him (4 page feature) entitled The Heartbreak Kid Grows Up.
In which he talks about a variety of things including meeting Bret Hart face to face after 12 years at RAW 1/4/10, his ponytail, WCW, The Rockers and more.
Mickie James has a four page feature talking about her debut country album Strangers & Angels and the WWE.
Arguably, the main point of interest in this issue is a 6 page article entitled 'My First Wrestlemania' featuring stars such as Bret Hart, John Morrison, Matt Hardy, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Shawn Michaels and more looking back at their first Wrestlemania as a superstar. Each has about a paragraph detailing their first Wrestlemania, what happened and their feelings and emotions on the day.
We currently have 25 out of the 26 issues available on our eBay store right now, all still sealed in their original plastic with poster. Be sure to go check them out!
Next review will be up Monday. Until then if you've got any comments or questions be sure to let us know!
Have a great weekend!
Too bad the Worldly Wrestling Federation magazine changed after nineteen eighty-nine. It is also too bad that they do not wear the pants and shorts of their pants like wearing underwear over their pants anymore like they did in the eighties along with wearing boots that are two colors. Only Sami Zayn does that today wearing two colored boots.
ReplyDeleteProfessional wrestling has lost its originality.
ReplyDeleteEven the movie about Mr. Patton is not realistic since all they show is adults being childless.
ReplyDeleteIf movies and shows were more realistic they would have to show funerals and not just weddings along with showing children and babies. They never even want to show babies in cartoons.
ReplyDeleteThose women in that magazine are comely.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why they would show that one paid wrestler looking like a mugshot of him instead of a normal photograph.
ReplyDeleteNo one never questions why only paid wrestlers do certain jumps that gymnasts never do such as doing a headspring. Charlotte Flair used to do a handspring while putting one leg in front of the other leg which men never do that kind of handspring. Just as Rocky Johnson always did a move that not even Sam Mikulak does such as a back roll into a handstand, so he lands on his feet. Why is it Sam never did that but Rocky always did anyway?
ReplyDeleteIt is too bad that some athletes look like names and numbers just like the jailbirds.
ReplyDeleteIt is too bad that the customs and traditions they had in the pagan sport of wrestling they did not keep alive today just as it was like a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteWhen wrestlers do headsprings and also back rolls into handstands to land on their feet while gymnasts do not even do that. What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteWhat is swept under the rug even on national television is the fact that they always knot the laces of their shoes under the tongues of their shoes. In this case boots that they are wearing that covers half of their legs.
ReplyDeleteI think I remember them mentioning about a coven being thirteen witches or less like something that looks familiar to Christ and the twelve disciples.
ReplyDeleteWhy would they name that movie the prime of miss Jean Brodie for? How is miss Brodie in her prime anyway? Do they mean in her prime sexually? Huh? That is no different than Ravishing Rick Rude acting like a naked dancer called a stripper who strips his clothes off himself. Jake Roberts really made an ass out of him if you know what I mean. He humiliated him when he pulled down his tight-fitting wrestling pants that look like something ballet dancers wear.
ReplyDeleteIt is such a shame that no one can buy eighties wrestling magazines anymore without having to go use the nonprimitive mechanism known to earthlings as the internet.
ReplyDeleteThey show characters that are fake in comic books by Stan Lee that wear their underwear over their pants such Superman. Why don't wrestlers today do that anymore?
ReplyDeleteMy bad. I meant to say such as Superman and even other characters I forgot to mention such as Aqua man. The only problem with that cartoon character is they never showed him going to any beaches going under water to swim and afterward emerging from those lakes where the beaches are.
ReplyDeleteIf someone here is insinuating that Mickey James perhaps did a music album that does remind of the disc, I had of Robin Mead who did some singing as well which I listened to on a nonprimitive mechanism known as the PlayStation. And I can also listen to digital video discs on the PlayStation 2 and the Xbox. Anyone can listen and watch any sport and even immoral, unholy and sinful pornographic movies on the PlayStation 2. As a matter of fact, Sable posed for Hugh Hefner in his sinfully pornographic Playboy magazine.
ReplyDeleteLooking at this does bring back some good memories such as seeing some of the big goons in their underwear holding up things with numbers on it. That was in one of the more recent W.W.F. magazines they published, and mass produced where they were doing mugshots as what appears to be a publicity stunt.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they bring back the original W.W.F. logo and name like what they had in the olden days?
ReplyDeleteAnother thing that no one never asks or says a word about is why every wealthy and renowned person before they become that why they always have fake teeth that they were not born with screwed into their mouths by dentists. Why is that? In other words, all their teeth have to be square shaped and pure white.
ReplyDeleteHaus is a German last name.
ReplyDeleteThey never showed Isaac Yanken drilling young men's teeth that has mercury in it which is what amalgams are. No one is born with teeth that has metal in it.
ReplyDeleteOops. I meant to say Yankem. I stand corrected. I do not understand why when words are not spelled correctly why they always put a red line underneath it for.
ReplyDeleteNo one never would ask questions about why people in movies like Romance on the High Seas why certain people always got to change their clothes and hats all the time for. Why do they never question that on the nonprimitive television instead of on the nonprimitive internet anyway?
ReplyDeleteI think Jean Paul Levesque had his long hair braided when he used to have long hair. Too bad so many wrestlers got haircuts. Unfortunately, even Ric Flair got a haircut. And unfortunately, even rock singers and rock musicians have got their hair cut.
ReplyDeleteNobody questions why they never showed the wrestlers from Worldly Championship Wrestling and the Worldly Wrestling Federation playing baseball together. How perfect would it look if they played baseball together behind Huckleberry Hill Elementary School in Brookfield Connecticut and hit home runs on the adult size baseball field for adults into the parking lot and into a small baseball field for kids anyway? There is a place in England that is called Brookfield just as there is in North America.
ReplyDeleteD Von Dudley once dressed as a catholic priest. I remember that now that I just thought of it now.
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame that Satan and the evil devils were able to put W.C.W. and all of those other wrestling organizations out of business.
ReplyDeleteRick Rude was a don Juan before he died. That means he routinely kissed women. But what no one never questions is why he only did that in the Worldly Wrestling Federation but not in Worldly Championship Wrestling.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing nobody questions is why he always had to have Bobby Heenan call them down to the squared circle they call a wrestling ring to kiss them instead of going to the audience and doing that. He always had to make a show out of kissing women by leaning them over like he wanted them to fall on their backs and would let go of them so that they would do that.
ReplyDeleteI think the vast majority of most athletes are in hell right now. The reason why that is because of ignorance of the bible and going to church which more people in North America should be doing instead of worrying about having the nonprimitive mechanical internets that Satan and demons use to lead people away from God as that is what governments throughout the world do when they tell people to sinfully work on the sabbaths instead of going to church. This means nearly everyone is profaning the sabbath which is breaking one of the ten commandments.
ReplyDeleteIf the Shield versed Edge and Christian that would have been a good match that would have been worth watching. Why don't they put that idea for a wrestling match in a W.W.F. magazine?
ReplyDeleteThey do not seem to do two out of three fall matches that much these days.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching that match where the referee perhaps forgot how to count correctly and inadvertently gave Paul Roma two victories in the same match against Shane Douglas. That was strange.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good match when Duke versed Timothy Well.
ReplyDeleteWhat Bobby used to say was lousy officiating when he talked about the referees which was the case with that match of Shane Douglas versing Paul Roma.
ReplyDeleteBobby probably never said that about that referee for the match between Shane Douglas and Paul Roma.
ReplyDeleteOriginality has become a distant memory in the sport that is professional wrestling where they no longer dress and perform doing the wrestling moves, they used to do.
ReplyDeleteI think I remember the rap group Run D.M.C. being at WrestleMania. I only remembered that now since I am saying that as a comment on the nonprimitive mechanism known to earthlings as the internet.
ReplyDeleteLiberace was at WrestleMania. This is bringing back some memories for me the more I thing about it and post my comments here.
ReplyDeleteSable is a comely young lady.
ReplyDeleteThe worldly World Wrestling Federation has millions of fans. But out of all of those fans there are not many even commenting here. Why are there not millions of people using the internet today that are commenting here anyway?
ReplyDeleteSensational Sherri is a comely young lady who has comely cleavage. Too bad organs in churches do not look normal anymore. Why must organs always have four to five keyboards along with all that other superfluous stuff on it and around it for anyway?
ReplyDeleteThat guy I mentioned Charles. That is true that he never was a real voodooist. It was all just a big put-on. He was a fake voodooist. Just as in Hollywood California when they make movies they never show real witches and warlocks. Just as in Heman there was no real sorceress because if there was, she would have to have a religion and a deity that she worships, praises and prays to.
ReplyDeletePeople never think about why so few natives became paid wrestlers.
ReplyDeleteI heard about Mike Tyson who was a jailbird because of Christians commit to listening to the devils and sinning against him by imprisoning him. But he enjoys having birds as pets such as pigeons which I think is one of the birds he has. I am watching a movie that is named Birdman of Alcatraz which is what Mike Tyson's life may eerily resemble.
ReplyDeleteAl Snow was given a gimmick where Mr. McMahon named him Avatar.
ReplyDeleteWhat they never mention even on television if they did not relegate everything to the nonprimitive internet which is a modern-day mechanism is that was the worst gimmick he ever gave Al Snow just as I heard Steve Austin did not know what to do with himself as the Ringmaster. It's true. Oh, its damn true as Kurt Angle would say.
ReplyDeleteThey never tell anyone on television without relegating that to the nonprimitive mechanism known as the internet that lucha libre are Spanish words. Why cant they teach people about that on television and in books instead of on this thing anyway?
ReplyDeleteThere are some things that Mike Tyson being turned into a caged animal in a zoo does not have in common with that character in the movie Birdman of Alcatraz. So, if I mentioned that elsewhere that there is a similarity between his life and that movie is true. But there are a few differences.
ReplyDeleteThere ought to be hundreds of comments on this blog as there are hundreds of W.W.F. magazines.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't as many people comment about stuff like this without thinking it has to be mentioned on the nonprimitive mechanical internet for anyway?
ReplyDeleteI heard that comment before constant comment. The problem with this blog is that there is no constant commenting. Why is that? Why are millions out there just looking at what comments I am posting without posting their own comments anyway?
ReplyDeleteSo many magazines and so few comments being placed here. What a pity.
ReplyDeleteToo bad they do not make W.W.F. magazines as good as they used to like in the good old days.
ReplyDeleteThese magazines here look awful compared to the magazines they had in the nineteen eighties.
ReplyDeleteToo bad in Japanese wrestling that so many Japanese men and women never use gimmicks in Japan like they do in North America.
ReplyDeleteL. Ron Hubbard used to ask that question. Are police really necessary? No. That is why North America is not a Christian nation. If that is what we were we would not be malefactors that are homeless caged people and homeless wandering beggars and homeless in group care homes, foster homes and orphanages along with boarding schools and dormitories. How does any of this make sense to everyone out there that is reading my comment right now anyway? And let us not forget Christians love the sinful pornography where they sin against God sexually for money. Why do Christian people love pollution, crime, wars and injustice so much for anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhat an injustice that on this blog that people are not leaving their comments and opinions here about whatever beliefs they espouse.
ReplyDeleteNo one never questions why some of the nonprimitive mechanical internets are programmed better than the other nonprimitive mechanical internets are.
ReplyDeleteAll internets are not created equal. Y'all know it is true but never really want to mention it.
ReplyDeleteThey never question on the internet why people every time they cry why they always got to get runny noses for. And if they do that here. Why is that like so much other stuff never questioned on television and in books in the library anyway? There is so much information out there that no one never questions why it has to be contained within the nonprimitive internets for.
ReplyDeleteThe lettering on these magazines does not look original anymore like what it was a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteWith the name changed both the magazines and the wrestling in my humble opinion looks worse than before. Sometimes even Vincent Kennedy McMahon does not think straight.
ReplyDeleteNo one never question why all of those wrestlers from Global Wrestling Federation did not go the Worldly Wrestling Federation. Only half of them left for greener pastures elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteToo bad that so many violent wrestlers are not keeping alive the traditions of what they did a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteThey never show wrestlers jogging.
ReplyDeleteWhy is that?
DeleteWhen someone always abandons his post in the morning in a group care home to babysit adults who should be taking care of themselves instead of being entrusted to strangers that are not their family and their parents. That also means their staff.
ReplyDeleteI have not spent as much time watching English people wrestling since I would not know if they used gimmicks. Because I know that Japanese wrestlers never use gimmicks which is unfortunate. And women who watch wrestling in the audience never show their cleavage but instead always look like church ladies minus the hats.
ReplyDeleteDuke Droese was original. Today's wrestlers are not original like he was.
ReplyDeleteNailz the imaginary jailbird was a name and number. That is too much of what athletes have become in modern times like what the jailbirds look like. Sadly, that is the same problem with a driver's license which governments that are ruled over and controlled by Satan force upon people against their will to have an excuse to take their homes away from them to force them against their will to be trapped in large houses full of cages that are demonic structures known to mortals as prisons and jails.
ReplyDeleteThat wrestler who is named Damien Sandow dressed to look like Bret Hart and a few other wrestlers from the nineteen eighties.
ReplyDeleteEveryone just looks at this like clueless imbeciles and never comments on what they are looking at. Why do y'all out there just look at this and say nothing for?
ReplyDeleteDiane Bish is always a pleasure to watch when she plays the organ in church. Too bad everyone in every state and town does not attend church except for a certain select few. Even every professional wrestler could attend the same church together instead of having all this division which is what happens when demons use guys like Constantine to corrupt Christianity with denominations, sects and cults along with pagan holidays, using a pagan calendar, days that have pagan names such as Thursday which in reality is Thors day.
ReplyDeleteAll of those men and women who work for Vincent McMahon could become born again Christians. But unfortunately, that will never happen.
ReplyDeleteHow many W.W.F. wrestlers are unsaved and going to hell for their unconfessed sins? There must be plenty of them in hell right now like Ludvig Borga and Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich.
ReplyDeleteNo one never questions why those children in the Peanuts cartoon all have no parents for. Why would they script it like that, so they are all parentless children for anyway?
ReplyDeleteI did not know that Diane Bish would be playing Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johann Sebastian Bach on that show they have entitled the joy of music spelled with a capital letter J and a capital letter M in the name of the title. It always is a joy to listen to that song whether it is in that Sega Genesis game Dark Castle or in a Walt Disney cartoon named Fantasia.
ReplyDeleteIt is called adults being grown up babies who never learned the value of acting their age and showing a higher level of intelligence than what they are taught in schools. Schools never teach anyone not to pollute the earth with their messes of garbage, junk and even with their drugs like tobacco rolled up into cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteThey never would tell anyone that Bo Jackson hit a golf ball much further than he did his last home run at a baseball field when he was playing baseball. Why that would not be mentioned on television instead of bringing that up on the internet for is beyond me. I think he cut his baseball career short when he got violently hit by a football player showing a lack of experience when he tackled him resulting in Bo Jackson having a hip injury so he had to walk with crutches. I am sorry that happened to him.
ReplyDeleteWhat is never mentioned even in newspapers and in magazines is that sports is repetitive as exercise is repetitive. And both could be boring.
ReplyDeleteThat movie jailbird of Alcatraz showed the man that was in it lighting a candle while in a prison cell which there are too many movies about that where that is never shown how prisoners had to live when they had no electricity and no washing machines. An example is if they had to handwash, line dry and iron their prison clothes. That is never shown and mentioned anywhere. Not even on television.
ReplyDeleteHe meant to say birdman of Alcatraz.
DeleteThanks for correcting me.
DeleteGroup care homes are prisons. Cuz that is how the devils and Beelzebub has it set up as.
ReplyDeleteCalling Mike Awesome the fat chick thriller what an awful idea that was. One of the worst ideas they ever had.
ReplyDeleteI have heard about the W.W.F. being in England and wrestling there. Regal never wrestled there with the W.W.F.
ReplyDeleteWhen a godforsaken hellhole for old and young people to just mope around the house all day and do nothing with themselves and there is no rehabilitation defeats its own purpose. And that place has nothing in common with a prison when all the residents do not want to break free from a residential home like they would in any prison or jail calling it a jailbreak. That is the movie Birdman from Alcatraz where they all try to escape but too many people do not do that in those boring and hellish group homes for old people who have lost their will to live. Nailz would never visit a place like that. No one out there that is reading this ever thinks about what I just said.
ReplyDeleteNobody hears about wild animals escaping zoos like earthlings do with prisons and jails. But that is something to think about.
ReplyDeleteWhat if wild animals escaped from circuses and zoos? Nobody ever questions that. Or why only Beatrice gets a going away party before she leaves a godforsaken hellhole called a residential home but no one else gets that before they leave since they are not allowed to leave unlike prisons. Where plenty of people are allowed to leave but unfortunately out of thirty-two people in a residential home only one person gets to leave at a time from one year to one year later or with other residents there a few years later.
ReplyDeleteThat is the name of a town that the Amish live in that is named intercourse. I just remembered that now because someone said that.
ReplyDeleteThat match between Virgil and Nailz was so one sided. All he did was choke him. That was the only wrestling move he was using against Virgil during the entire match they had in Wembley Stadium in London England. I am sure that is where that match took place.
ReplyDeleteBrutus always gave all those guys lousy haircuts by cutting their hair too short that led to their embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteThe Genius was humiliated by Brutus the barber who did not know how to cut hair.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Ravishing Rick Rude decide to start kissing female wrestling fans or was that Vincent Kennedy McMahon's idea for him to do that? Was the stripper gimmick for Rick Vincent's idea? Good questions that should be asked.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the Undertaker changed and turned into a biker which was a really bad gimmick for him.
ReplyDeleteMark Calloway should have stuck to being the Undertaker and not to have changed himself into a biker like he wanted to look like he was in a motorcycle gang. That was the worst idea they had for him was when he did that.
ReplyDeleteThe Undertaker is no longer original.
ReplyDeleteToo bad both rock musicians, singers and violent athletes have gotten haircuts. This also includes unfortunately Ric Flair, Edge, etc.
ReplyDeleteThat was stupid when Randy had that song saying what a Mach in the same sentence. How does that make sense when it does not make sense anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame when the only way people can learn of wrestlers being arrested and imprisoned along with seeing their mugshots is to have the misfortune of having to use the nonprimitive mechanism known as the internet.
ReplyDeleteBob, Dino and Jesse dyed their hair blonde. Those three were fake blondes.
ReplyDeleteIt is too bad that every time they have paid wrestlers in shows and movies they always have to be men. Why is that? Why cant women like Charlotte Flair become actresses in shows and movies anyway?
ReplyDeleteNo one never questions why every time people want to become celebrities, they always have to have flawless complexions for. That means that even paid wrestlers that are employed by Mr. McMahon cannot even have birthmarks on their bodies as well as having no ear hair and no hair on their ears.
ReplyDeleteOld movies are always nice to watch. Some I can watch this morning that are better than other movies. Perhaps all movies are not created equal.
ReplyDeleteNo one would never wonder why those two wrestlers calling themselves Viktor and Konner the Ascension did not get that much of a push and did not wrestle for a much longer time than they did. It is as if they were not getting over with the fans.
ReplyDeleteMarty Byrnes has a photo of himself that looks the same on the nonprimitive internet like what it looks like in the newspaper. Why do they do that for? Why do they put photos from newspapers onto this newfangled contraption for anyway?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone even question why they would put diaries on the nonprimitive internet for about what the purpose of that is for?
ReplyDeleteSo many questions that can be put here but that is never spoken of.
ReplyDeleteEven paid wrestlers in the Worldly Wrestling Federation could have their menfolk and womenfolk play baseball, softball and cricket together even on a big baseball field for adults like the baseball field that adults should be using instead of boys behind Huckleberry Hill Elementary School in Brookfield Connecticut. They have said on the nonprimitive internet that Hillary Clinton went to Costco in Brookfield Connecticut just as they showed a commercial saying how everyone could meet Tatanka at the video game arcade that is named Smiles that is now closed unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteIt is true. They could play those three sports on any adult size baseball field that men should be playing on instead of boys who are twelve-year-olds who do not have enough upper body strength to clear those fences. They could hit home runs on an adult size baseball field with cricket bats, aluminum baseball bats, wooden baseball bats and also pop fly softballs over those fences to see if those softballs travel as far as baseballs. They could even see if hurling balls hit with hurling bats will travel the same distance as baseballs to clear the fences.
ReplyDeleteChris Jericho cannot make a puck hit the net and have it look like it bounced off the net and come out of an ice hockey goal and reach him from where he shot the puck into the goal. But that happens in soccer.
ReplyDeleteI have seen a few young ladies playing soccer and kick soccer balls into goals and come out of those goals like when they do penalty shots. Which means at least three times the soccer balls come out of the soccer goal after going into it. Whereas in the NHL I have never seen three ice hockey players slap pucks into goals and three times those pucks come out of the goal even if one puck hits the net and comes out of the goal while the goaltender stands in front of the goal.
ReplyDeleteWhat we got here in this section where the comments are is everything y'all ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask someone.
ReplyDeleteVance Law was a baseball player in Major League Baseball I remember right now.
ReplyDeleteAnyone can ask questions. But if anyone asks someone on the nonprimitive mechanical internet that individual cannot answer certain questions.
ReplyDeleteCricket is not a normal sport like baseball. All the batters do in cricket is to violently hit cricket balls repetitiously without ever running around bases because those bases are nonexistent unfortunately. This means they never hit real home runs because if they did, they would have to touch first, second, third base and home plate.
ReplyDeleteThis makes baseball better than cricket because like the name of the sport says they have bases.
ReplyDeleteWhy would they need nonprimitive smoke mechanism making smoke behind soccer goals every time they score goals anyway? How stupid is that?
ReplyDeleteToo bad they do not have the same number of shows and movies about life in the country like the movies and shows they make about city life.
ReplyDeleteThey always look so original in those movies on TCM.
ReplyDeleteWhy would they call Shawn Michael's kicking men in the face "chin" "music" for anyway? What?
ReplyDeleteThat is what I do.
ReplyDeleteI would have to wonder why John Paul DiJorea got so lucky that he had a friend who let him live in his house and me I get caged in a home for old people who have lost their will to live.
ReplyDeleteCuz this is what born again Christians do instead of thinking perhaps I ought to let him live with me.
ReplyDeleteSome pastors say homelessness is morally wrong and yet hurt the one they love by deciding he belongs in a residential home instead of saying if I was a real man perhaps, I should have let him live with me.
ReplyDeleteCuz that is how it works ladies and gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteThey all have to be a cohesive unit in order to victimize with the crime of taking my home away from me that I should have a right to live in. But y'all love seeing people being the victims of court ordered homelessness. That is a sin to love that and do that for money that all of you out there reading my comment right now. And none of you are sorry about this. Are any of y'all sorry about this? Of course not.
ReplyDeleteThis is painfully obvious how many humans including in the so-called greatest country in the world love cruelty and inhumanity towards their own people. Just as North Americans if they even know what being a human being really is and if they are even being one.
ReplyDeleteI forgot all about that comely young lady Tess Taylor Arlington from on that show they named Pretty Wild. I just had my memory refreshed when I was unlucky enough to see it on the nonprimitive mechanism known to mortals as the internet. I remember now she had a problem with the police wanting to dehumanize her for something I do not know about right now.
ReplyDeleteThey cannot ever say elsewhere than on here how a drivers license is like a mugshot.
ReplyDeleteIt's true and y'all know it.
ReplyDeleteIt is like playing hot potato.
ReplyDeleteThat must be a game that I probably cannot learn about without that being relegated to the nonprimitive internet that Satan's demons use to distract people, so they are less committed to following God.
ReplyDeleteI am very similar to a landlord because when someone tells me about something that is wrong with this godforsaken hellhole for a residential home, I just let it go in one ear and out the other ear. That sounds a lot like Carmine Castiglione.
ReplyDeleteThat is painfully obvious.
ReplyDeleteWhy must they always advertise the electric blue strip joint on the radio all the time for anyway?
ReplyDeleteAll they did with Elans which was in Danbury Connecticut is advertise that on television in a commercial. Now they destroyed that place unfortunately. I am sorry Elans is closed.
ReplyDeleteToo bad no one ever regrets putting strip joints and massage parlors with harlots who want money to have sexual intercourse with customers out of business so that their right to be harlots is violated along with women who want to be strippers stripping off their brassieres and clothes.
ReplyDeleteBrock cleaned Omos clock after what I saw him do makes that quite obvious since he had no problem lifting him off his feet and onto his back just to violently throw him off his back.
ReplyDeleteThat is what really goes on behind closed doors that is never really on the nonprimitive internet along with television about how bad residential homeowners really are.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't people want to be clued in on the internet about that anyway? That happened today this morning. Because there is one residential homeowner who is a favoritist. And no one has heard about anyone else being one except for Mr. Castiglione.
DeleteCuz that's how I roll baby. And how many do that anyway? Is there only one pebble on the beach that does this in North America?
ReplyDeleteIt is unfortunate that most sports today no longer have originality anymore. The National Hockey League no longer has hockey rinks without all those words and perhaps pictures on those walls that enclose the ice that it contains there.
ReplyDeleteNo one has ever heard of why a large baseball field that men should be playing on instead of boys behind an elementary school would they have it set up in such a way that they have to use the fence of the little baseball field there for the left field fence.
ReplyDeleteCuz that is what they never want to mention anywhere on the nonprimitive mechanism they call the internet.
ReplyDeleteThis is what really happens but that is never mentioned anywhere not even in newspapers.
ReplyDeleteHow many millions of people are completely ignorant of what you just said?
DeleteIf they shot pucks into goals from seventy-five feet away, they could do it again a second time if they stood still and shot those pucks again into those empty goals.
ReplyDeleteThe third eye they won't say it on the nonprimitive television is evil and is a satanic occult belief that is a sin against God they burn in hell for as eternal punishment.
ReplyDeleteY'all keep using me to always say something.
ReplyDeleteI love making people commit the sin of calling people names. Because I know God hates that because it shows God hatred and dishonor.
ReplyDeleteHe is right.
ReplyDeleteNo one pay much attention to that if biscotti could be someone's last name.
ReplyDeleteSomeone who is nameless and faceless on the nonprimitive mechanism known only as the internet told me that pucks in ice hockey travel further leaving ice hockey than soccer balls do leaving soccer goals and field hockey balls do when leaving field hockey goals.
ReplyDeleteThat is true. But of course, it is easier for goaltenders in ice hockey to score goals than it is for soccer goalies to do since they cannot kick a soccer ball from one goal to the other goal and field hockey cannot hit a field hockey ball from their own to the other goal.
ReplyDeleteI think I may have seen the Undertaker fight Mr. Hughs.
ReplyDeleteThey have had a lot of good matches in pro wrestling.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing Kevin Steen doing a different version of the powerbomb than what Sid Eudy did when he was one of the big goons in their underwear.
ReplyDeleteThat is twenty six magazines I just counted here. But those magazines do not look as good as the nineteen eighties wrestling magazines they had.
ReplyDeleteThey do not make these World Wrestling Federation magazines as good as they used to.
ReplyDeleteGetting more comments is like trying to get more wins in the win column. Like another notch in my belt. Another conquest you might say.
ReplyDeleteI think they spoke of Vader looking to have another conquest.
ReplyDeleteMore people use the internet than there are that comment on it.
ReplyDeleteFolks that is the truth. I am shooting straight.
ReplyDeleteTed Dibiase could be quoted as saying you can bank on that.
ReplyDeleteWe are inching our way closer to two hundred. Some only give fifty percent out of a hundred percent.
ReplyDeleteEnough can never be enough. Not even here ladies and gentlemen with our brothers and sisters.
ReplyDeleteWelcome brothers and sisters to church today. Make yourselves at home because what I am about to preach will be life changing. Get your bibles ready because we are about to have church.
ReplyDeleteYou are original brother.
DeleteI think it was the Talking Heads that had a song named Let the Good Times Roll.
ReplyDeleteThat is true and it is no laughing matter. Sinning as Satan against God being treacherous is never something to laugh at.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing preachers will never make a joke out of is sin and sinning against God because of devils and Belial being the evil influences that cause that to happen to go to hell forever for. That's not funny at all.
ReplyDeleteBut its always the truth no matter what the date is.
ReplyDeleteI think I remember a quote where he said the truth is inexhaustible.
ReplyDeleteNot sure who it was sire. But it was someone sire.
ReplyDeleteThanks for telling me my royal subject.
DeleteKing Harley Race I remember now. Since I mentioned that. And there was King Haku, Macho King Randy Savage, King Hacksaw Jim Duggan along with King Owen Hart. I do not know if there was someone I did not mention but that looks like all of them. Oh I forget King Mabel was another King of the Ring winner.
ReplyDeleteVampiro used to do a body slam where he jumped so they would land on the mat between his legs. They called that move the final nail in the coffin.
ReplyDeleteSheamus cannot do a powerslam quite like the way Davey did it.
ReplyDeleteSheamus standing over Cody Rhodes is a mean boy.
ReplyDeletePaul Roma was infuriated by the referee who was being a brainless moron after he already pinned Shane Douglas once forgot the match was over and decided to play stupid and still count their shoulder every time they tried to pin each other's shoulder to the mat when Paul did a powerslam to get the second pinfall victory when he had already pinned him before when Shane jumped off the top turnbuckle and jumped on him doing a flying body press or whatever they call it and he flipped on top of him without jumping.
ReplyDeleteWhatever he did to get on top of Shane to pin him was a clever move by Paul. I am sorry the referee was forgetful that is why he had no choice but to get two pinfall victories.
ReplyDeleteMatt Riddle does not have much of a gimmick from the look of things.
ReplyDeleteReal and the word steal rhymes.
ReplyDeleteIt's true it's blue.
ReplyDeleteI do not know when the Hollywood actor Ronald Reagan decided to become the president of North America but that should have been revealed to the world without this newfangled contraption called the internet.
ReplyDeleteIn the year of our Lord 2023 on Friday the 7th Ronald Reagan is acting in the movie Storm Warning. I would have to wonder if every year they would show that movie on April the 7th even though it may not be on Friday again. There is something for y'all to think about.
ReplyDeleteSo much of what is learned here should have been learned elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteThis movie named the Mayor of Hell makes me wonder why they would not reform old and young people like in a reformatory instead of just wasting away doing nothing with themselves till they die disgracefully and shamefully in a group care home that is an adult baby daycare center for adults that are grandparents that their own children kicked out of their homes because they are just a burden to their own families. This is like the pitfalls of homes for old people and young people who should not be forced against their will by people like Joe Biden to live with old people who are being forced into living.
ReplyDeleteThis ladies and gentlemen is the problem and what I believe to be the controversial nature of group care homes regardless of if they waste their time calling it nursing homes, residential homes, convalescent homes, "assisted" living homes. It's all quite useless and senseless if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteThat was painful to go through while in the woods behind our home. How many woodsmen around the world has that happen to them?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I go through when I decide to become careless and thoughtless.
ReplyDeleteThey had a wrestler in World Championship Wrestling named Big Josh. But they never showed him having a bad memory like that when he was in the woods behind his house from a bad and traumatic experience like that.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they have to cover these magazines in sealed plastic bags for?
ReplyDeleteNobody not even the big goons in their underwear that are shirtless savages called professional wrestlers would have the Red-Hot Chili Peppers music playing when they go down to the ring even if it is only one wrestler or a tag team playing their music instead.
ReplyDeleteI saw some guy today on that channel Home Shopping Network who reminded me of Isaac Mizrahi because he looked like a ladies man even though they were using a beauty product or something like that to fix their eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteThere is always something good on a nonprimitive mechanical television that reminds me of something good I have seen on that nonprimitive mechanism before a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteThat is a better way to be reminded of the past. And that is it.
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